“Hey Sara, can you do me a favor? I keep finding cigarette butts lying on the ground, outside the building. It can only be the guys who are working on the roof… and the windows.” “Sure.” Sara shrugged her shoulders in reply. “I need a sign that reads, ‘No Smoking,’ in Spanish?” “Um…okay.” —- “Hey, […]
Tag: irony
The Kings of the Universe, Part 4 of 4
“What did you do to Janelle?!” He reached over the counter and grabbed Mr. E’s jacket. “Pardon Me?” Mr. E removed Charles’ hands with ease. “I merely granted your wish.” “My wish wasn’t for Janelle to become old.” “Well, your wish was to be young again. I had to get the youth from someplace.” “My wish […]
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